Fat Dude Singing Mamma Mia Here We Go Again With a Broom
| Mamma Mia!
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| Released | Feb 17, 2015 |
| Running Time | 27:55 |
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(We start off with a new version of the opening for the show involving clips from the previous year of episodes before dissolving into the Nostalgia Critic'southward office)
NC: Hi, I'thousand the Nostalgia Critic. I retrieve it and then--
(He's interrupted by Rob Walker on camera with Malcolm Ray and Tamara Chambers standing next to him)
Rob: Oh, Jesus, have you guys seen this? (He shows a binder to Malcolm and Tamara)
Tamara: Oh, fuck that noise!
Malcolm: Yeah.
Rob: Allow's go out of here.
NC: Hey, expect a infinitesimal! Wait, wait, await a infinitesimal! Where the hell are y'all guys going?
Rob: Mamma Mia?
NC: Aye?
Rob: You're really going to review Mamma Mia?
NC: Yeah, so what?
Tamara: Nobody'due south gonna watch a fucking review of Mamma Mia!
Malcolm: Aye, the reviews that get the most hits are superheroes, fart jokes, or Nicolas Cage.
Tamara: Yeah, and that'southward all in the same video.
NC: It isn't just reviewing Mamma Mia. I'm tackling a field of study affair that a lot of people don't unremarkably address.
Rob: Aye? And what's that?
NC: ...I'm talking about the art of the chick moving-picture show and--
(Rob, Malcolm and Tamara are non pleased past this, and are now yelling at him)
Tamara: Are yous kidding me?!
Rob: Are you fucking crazy?!
NC: Hey! Get back here! Go back hither!
Rob: Yous're a fucking moron!
NC: I can buy and sell y'all like ABBA's nobility!
(Rob, Tamara and Malcolm are leaving)
Malcolm: He should've done another Matrix Month.
Tamara: Yep, some people got then mad, they watched that three times.
Rob: Why do they do that?
Tamara: I don't know.
NC: (sighs) The truth of the matter is there is kind of an fine art to the chick flick.
(A poster for The Rut is shown)
NC (vo): Now I'thousand not talking about the ones that are on the spectrum like "Is (poster of) Hunger Games a chick flick?" "Is (poster of) Bridesmaids a chick motion-picture show?" (The Bridges of Madison County) I'm talking virtually the ones that are (Fried Green Tomatoes) ovaries to the wall, estrogen inducing, (Little Women) couldn't be mistaken for (Pride & Prejudice) anything else chick flick. (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix) The same way an activeness picture show like Harry Potter is gender neutral, merely (affiche of) Pacific Rim is obviously a dick flick. (The words DICK Flick appear over the poster)
NC: Which is similar a chick motion-picture show, only the exact opposite.
NC (vo): (Hateful Girls) And that's also not to say men can't like chick flicks (Indiana Jones and the Terminal Crusade) or women tin can't like dick flicks. But allow's not kid ourselves, information technology's non (Twilight) boys who fabricated the Twilight films a hit and it'southward not (Transformers: Dark of the Moon) girls who made the Transformers films a hit. (A crowd of people at a movie theater are shown) Hollywood is e'er going to marketplace to repetitive demographics. When they find a pattern that keeps repeating, they're going to exploit the fuck out of information technology.
NC: But here's the thing. In that location'due south a lot of chick flicks out there that are really expert.
NC (vo): (A League of Their Ain) I don't intendance if it generally stars women, A League of Their Own is fucking hilarious. (The Princess Helpmate) I don't care if at that place's a lot of romance and kissing, Princess Bride still kicks fucking donkey. (9 to five) As the years go on, (Clueless) we see more and more effort (Ever After) being put into what was originally thought to (My Big Fatty Greek Wedding) just be a niche market place. (Titanic) Hell, the highest-grossing film of all time for a while was a chick flick. (Frozen) And you could contend the highest-grossing animated film right now is a chick pic. (The Assistance) It'due south clear a lot more than effort is being put into them (Bluish Jasmine) and more and more audiences are opening up.
NC: But hither's what really pisses me off, when people endeavor to use information technology as an excuse; when they watch something that they know is terrible for them and is absolute shit, but they just shrug off, "Information technology's okay, information technology's a chick flick." What the fuck does that affair?!
(During that last judgement, a serial of posters is shown from these movies: Confessions of a Shopaholic, Bridget Jones: The Border of Reason, 13 Going on 30, The Lizzie McGuire Picture show, Sweetness Habitation Alabama, New in Town, 27 Dresses, 17 Again, You Once again, Killers, Hanging Up, Iv Christmases)
NC (vo): (The Hot Chick) Calling a motion-picture show a gross-out movie doesn't make Rob Schneider's work any better. (Super Mario Bros) Calling a motion picture a video game movie doesn't make Super Mario Bros. any improve. (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days) So why does (Helpmate Wars) laziness and insulting writing (Sex activity and the Metropolis 2) get a pass here? (Delinquent Bride)
NC: Well, I don't think it should. Example in point: Mamma Mia!
(Clips of the movie play every bit he gives his opening statement; "College" by Silent Partner plays in the background)
NC (vo): This is one of those chick flicks that not only loves to use that alibi, only likes to fuck things up for other chick flicks that are actually trying to be smart and intelligent. Based on the Broadway evidence every hubby over 40 was dragged to, Mamma Mia is a jukebox musical that, rather than have a variety of artists, giving the off-chance you might actually like one of them, instead chooses the one your female parent listens to when she'south boozer at her book club. (A moving-picture show of ABBA is shown with traditional synthesized victory music) And don't go me incorrect, if you like ABBA, no trouble. They've had a lot of big hits and they're very talented, only this is non the picture to showcase whatsoever of their abilities. This is an instance of trying to take a sub-genre, in this instance, the chick picture, and try to resort it down to a mathematical formula. Like, if you utilise this combination of elements, y'all'll end up with a demographic who'll fall for it every time. (Jerry Bruckheimer Films logo is shown) The Bruckheimer films use it, (Happy Madison logo is shown) the Happy Madison films use information technology, and you can bet your donkey this fucking picture show uses it.
NC: I know this because I've literally found the checklist.
(A checklist is pasted over the film)
NC (vo): Yes, this is from the bodily ready of the motion picture. The Lazy Chick Flick Check List to guarantee profitable box office.
NC: How many of them do they check off? Well, let's demean women everywhere under the guise of empowering them. This is Mamma Mia!
NC (vo): We start off by visually ripping off another chick flick--Can you estimate which 1? (A clip of Titanic's opening appears in the corner)--as we see a girl sending off three messages.
Sophie: (reading each proper noun on the envelope equally she drops them in the mailbox) Sam Carmichael. Nib Anderson. Harry Brilliant.
NC (vo; as Sophie): I just made the assumption this pic'south audition tin can't read, so I thought I'd clarify that.
(Every bit the three mentioned men are shown receiving their letters, the film's title is shown in glitter)
NC (vo): The men go the messages and outset making their way towards Greece as nosotros accept Lazy Chick Picture show Check #1: A Glittery Championship.
NC: Oh, good, this is the cinematic version of those ten-year-old stickers you become at grocery stores.
(A sticker vending machine is shown. Suddenly. loud screaming is heard, startling NC. In the motion-picture show, Sophie is running on the dock to come across her best friends, Ali and Lisa)
NC (vo): Ah, yes. And this brings us to Lazy Chick Motion picture Check #two: Squeeing. Actually, I shouldn't say squeeing equally much as "psychotically howling like sloppily castrated hyenas." (We become intercut clips of Sophie non but squeeing and coming together her friends, but Donna squeeing and meeting her all-time friends too) I swear, you could play these sounds at the stop of a horror trailer.
(We get a mock trailer shown)
Announcer: Coming This Fall. (Blood drips onto the screen every bit the audio from the squeeing is heard) The Squeeing Idiot Massacre. Rated "EEEEEEEEE".
NC (vo): So our principal character is Sophie, played by Amanda Seyfried, who's well-nigh to get married, merely as well institute her mother'south diary which gave not ane, not 2, merely iii possibilities to who her mystery father may exist.
Sophie: (reading the diary) "I'd show him the isle. He'south so sweet and agreement that I couldn't assistance it, and..."
Sophie and her friends: Dot, dot, dot!
NC: Punctuation is and so wild!
NC (vo): And here's her mother, played by Meryl Streep, trying once in her life not to get an Oscar every bit her acting conspicuously shows e'er vocally imitating a drunk Wicked Witch of the West.
Donna: (various scenes) Volition you lot look at what the tide washed in? / A series bride and a little hermit over hither. / Where did you get these? / Course not! / Hehehe.
NC: (as Donna) Come on, I never drink and broom at the aforementioned time! (A silhouette of a witch appears on the corner)
NC (vo): We discover that Sophie has invited all three of her possible dads to the wedding, which is indicated in Lazy Chick Flick Check #3: Comic Relief Speaking In Unison.
Ali and Lisa: Oh...My...Gods!
NC: Oh, yous forgot...
All three: Dot, dot, dot!
(NC laughs with them before souring up)
Ali: Practice they know?
Sophie: What would yous write to a total stranger? "Please come up to my wedding ceremony, you might be my father?"
NC (vo): Jeez, that's about as crazy equally having a musical set in Greece and yet having no Greek star in it.
(Ii women, Rosie and Tanya, played by Julie Walters and Christine Baranski, run into Donna at a pier)
Rosie: For ane dark...
NC (vo): Oh, we gotta make way for Streep'south sisters to come in as they partake in Lazy Chick Flick Check #iv: Ear Bleedingly Loud Surreptitious Handshakes.
(Donna, Rosie and Tanya exercise that thing NC described, too equally showing an before scene of Sophie and her friends doing so equally well)
Donna, Rosie and Tanya: Dynamos, dynamite!
Sophie and her friends: Sophie, Ali, Lisa! We're the greatest, bestest mates!
Donna, Rosie and Tanya: Sleep all solar day and whoop all night!
Sophie and her friends: I'm tough, I'm alpine, I'k tiny, and nosotros're gonna rock this identify! Whoo!
NC (vo): Jesus, you could just phone call this Girl Huddle: The Movie.
(The characters are shown going to a hotel)
Donna: Come meet my backup girls.
NC (vo): Streep owns a hotel where Sophie's fiance has a brilliant idea to attract more people. Yeah, you're not gonna believe this. Information technology's really quite inspired. Put it online! Yes, I can easily see how any business owner would overlook that tiny stride.
Donna: Tell him about the Internets. He's gonna put me on the line.
Sophie: [off-screen] Online.
NC: [every bit Donna] Oh! Next y'all'll exist telling me nosotros take the right to vote!
Sky: [Sophie's fiance, played by Dominic Cooper] No ane knows we're here, then if I market place it actually, really well, and so hopefully, people will come flooding in.
Sophie: We simply want this to exist the ultimate romantic destination.
[Every bit NC speaks, we see various future musical numbers in the pic, well-nigh of them having large crowds of people dancing, before showing diverse shots of the island]
NC (vo): Yeah, that makes sense, every bit apart from all the tons of people we see all the fourth dimension, nobody would e'er know where this place is. And why would they? It'south apparently such a depression-primal, visually uninteresting paradise that I'm sure word would never spread by mouth. I mean, let's face it. Nobody ever wants to come across a fucking shithole like this one.
NC: Hell, I bet the rent here is "so cheap".
NC (vo): Cheap enough to support a gigantic hotel that obviously nobody comes to. I'm sorry, what fucking planet are these people on again?
[One of the fathers, Sam, played by Pierce Brosnan, is briefly shown]
Sam: My sentiments exactly.
NC (vo): Of course, seeing how nobody comes to this "little shack", Streep has trouble keeping upwardly with repairs and has to do a lot of it herself.
[As she repairs the hotel, Donna starts singing "Money, Coin, Coin"]
Donna: [singing] I piece of work all night, I work all day, to pay the bills I accept to pay...
NC (vo; sounding uneasy): Yeah...just keep in mind, people, Streep is however ix voice lessons away from her Into The Woods quality vocalisation, so...just attempt to enjoy her awkward transition period.
[The vocal continues, with Rosie and Tanya joining in, while imagining themselves in a rich boat]
All 3: [singing] In a rich homo'south earth...
NC (vo): Look, lowly center-aged housewives! They take the aforementioned fantasies of being rich and full of themselves that y'all do!
NC: I e'er said Tevye'south "If I Were a Rich Man" song would be made so much more than powerful if they showed him getting a massage, drinking champagne and having hot women fan all over him. It just...make me feel for him more than.
[Nosotros cut to the three fathers arriving at the island and meeting Sophie]
NC (vo): And then Sophie's dads go far, played by Pierce Brosnan, Colin Firth and Stellan Skarsgård...
NC: Am I saying that right? Do I pronounce the other little "O"?
[Stellan Skarsgård's name is shown with a petty "O" on summit of the "gard"]
NC (vo): ...and is ecstatic to detect that she has been thrown into an take chances of "Choose your own DILF".
Sam: Yous are expecting united states?
Sophie: [smiling] Oh, my God. Yeah.
NC (vo): They, of course, have no idea that she'south one of theirs, and Sophie, being a cute, charming dunderhead equally opposed to an emotionally unethical fuck-face, has no idea what the hell to do with them.
Sophie: Come up this mode.
[She goes into a room as Harry Bright (Firth) attempts to speak to her]
Harry: At that place wouldn't, past whatsoever chance, happen to be a trouser press on the isle, would in that location?
[Sophie closes the door on Harry]
NC (vo; as Harry): But I'thou not washed being Colin Firth.
[Donna hears noises from to a higher place, and begins to investigate what the noises are, somewhen discovering the three fathers]
NC (vo): At present, this could exist a potentially funny scene. Streep is about to run into not ane, non two, but three of her ex-boyfriends in front end of her without any warning whatever. This could be something like that 3rd Rock From the Dominicus episode when Don is suddenly confronted by all of his past girlfriends.
[Nosotros run across a clip of third Rock from the Sun, where Don, Wayne Knight's character, ends upwardly meeting his past girlfriends, and does nothing but grunt in surprise and stupor]
Sally: Hey, recognize everyone?
NC (vo): The reaction could be really funny. Hell, it could be downright hilarious. [Back to Mamma Mia] So, permit'south come across what funny stuff they have up their sleeve. [When Donna sees the three fathers, she imagines them wearing stone suits and a Hawaiian conform] Uh-huh. Yeah. And...
[Donna immediately begins singing "Mamma Mia"]
Donna: [singing] I was cheated past you, and I think you know when...
NC (vo; disappointed): Wow. Fucking amazing! That was practically souvenir-wrapped for you, just well-nigh any reaction there would've gotten a huge laugh, and instead, what do you go for? A song that intentionally has nothing funny in it whatsoever! Even the song doesn't really sum up how a person would react later seeing that. It'due south fashion likewise cheerful and upbeat.
NC: Which falls into the most tragic and Worst of Bad Chick Flick Writing: Exist Funny...But Not Really!
NC (vo): Anyone that knows anything about one-act knows that information technology's all based on misery. In that location's e'er an chemical element of something negative in information technology if you're going to get a laugh. But for any reason, actually bad chick flicks think that women can't handle actual misery, so they always follow it upwardly with a lot of giggling. For example, subsequently her "upbeat" vocal, she falls correct into the middle of all of them. This could exist a actually funny setup if she freaks out or tries to come up up with a clever excuse. There'due south a lot of various options you could exercise to make this very humorous.
NC: But, what does she do?
[As Donna ends up coming together the three men face to face up, she tries to exist friendly with them while being determined that they leave the isle]
NC (vo; acts all kind and nicely): Oh, it'southward cute! It's adorable! We don't really wanna get upset here, nosotros're just having fun! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! [normal] How is that funny? Y'all have all these humorous setups here, and withal, you exercise absolutely nothing with them. Another bad chick picture that did something similar is the Sex and the Urban center movie. [A clip from Sex and the City plays] They're all checking out this guy, he's really handsome, they think he'due south hot, but then he goes and kisses another guy.
NC: Now, that'd be funny if they looked disappointed or were bummed out, but what practise they do?
NC (vo; acts all kind and nicely): Oh, that's silly! That's fun! We're strong women, then nothing upsets us! Therefore, absolutely nothing funny can happen to united states either! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
NC: [normal] We don't want to offend y'all, ladies, because nosotros assume that you kind of have the mindset of toddlers. Like, if annihilation remotely threatening happened to y'all, [mimics a scared lady] you'd go distressing and cry and, oh, no-no-no-no! [normal] So, don't worry. No comedy here! Nothing funny whatsoever!
[Back to the movie, showing a bunch of scenes of the characters laughing]
NC (vo): We replaced all that really upsetting funny stuff with a whole bunch of giggling, considering again, we kind of see you like babies. If you see a lot of women laughing fifty-fifty though yous don't know shit most them, maybe you'll outset laughing, too. [acts all kind and nicely] Oh, look! They're laughing, they're laughing! Don't you also desire to express joy? Ha-ha-ha-ha! Oh, everything'southward so positive and upbeat here! Ha-ha-ha! Zippo bad, no reality, aught hateful at all! Ooh, it's okay! We're just gonna laugh here! It's gonna be so cute! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
NC: [normal] Because nosotros respect you. We respect you as smart, intelligent adults. [trounce] Did you practice something different to your hair? It looks nice. [pats his middle] Nosotros respect you. We're the Proficient Chick Movie.
[We go to commercial. After commercial, we see Donna running around the isle]
NC (vo): Then Streep starts to get emotional afterwards seeing her three baby-daddies, and her friends effort to cheer her up by Lazy Chick Motion picture Check #5: Wearing apparel-Up Clothes. Again, kind of assuming what amuses three-year-old girls volition also charm grown-ass women. Why the fuck practise they have feather boas in a hotel anyway?
[Tanya and Rosie brainstorm singing "Dancing Queen"]
Tanya and Rosie: [singing] You lot can dance, you tin can jive, having the fourth dimension of your life...
NC (vo): Um, maybe I missed something, only what does being a dancing queen have to do with the Greek hotel version of Montell Williams? Hey, all your boyfriends are dorsum and yous might be ruining your daughter's wedding, but...at least you tin can swing those hips?
NC: [confused as ever] Eh?
[Tanya and Rosie, still singing, use inanimate objects as microphones]
Tanya and Rosie: [singing] Fri night and the lights are low...
NC (vo): Oh! Almost forgot Lazy Chick Flick Check #6: Using Inanimate Objects as Microphones. At present, it does usually say it has to be a stirring spoon or whisk, merely deodorant will work, too. We'll give it a pass.
[The song becomes an ensemble dance number]
Crowd of people: [singing] Dig in the Dancing Queen!
[ABBA member Benny Andersson is shown playing a piano on a boat]
NC (vo; as Benny): Hm, never listen me. I'yard but a man with a piano on a boat, but waiting to open up up an episode of Monty Python's Flying Circus.
[The song continues]
Crowd of people: [singing] Dig in the Dancing Queen!
NC (vo): Boy, I can only imagine the thousands of dollars that went into the amazing choreography they put in this motion-picture show. I think they literally modeled information technology after all the suburban mothers dancing in their kitchens to ABBA music.
Crowd of people: [singing] Having the time of your life...
[NC mimics their dancing]
NC: [as i of said suburban mothers] You know I honey these moves. It makes me feel similar a Spice Girl! They're...they're all the same a thing, right?
[The song ends with all the dancers jumping into a lake]
NC (vo): Yay! Nosotros jumped in water! That's deserving of a high-v!
[The film cuts to Sophie interacting with the three fathers]
NC (vo): So, we see Sophie interacting with her fathers while, of form, not singing a vocal virtually it at all, merely rather singing a song nigh stuff that happened in the past that connects very little to what'due south going on now. But, fuck information technology. At least there is some character evolution here amidst our leads. They hang out together, they talk, we don't hear what they're talking well-nigh, but at least they're together, they're doing something...for exactly three minutes. Yeah, 'crusade we have much more than of import things to get to, like some other song that has zero to do with annihilation. This one's sung by Sophie'due south fiance. Oh, yeah. There's a wedding in this movie...and a fiance that we barely see, who apparently likes to virtually burn down his future wife'south caput off. [Sky is holding a lit cigar very close to Sophie's head as he hugs her]
[Sky and his buddies sing "Lay All Your Love on Me", while dancing weirdly on a pier while wearing flippers]
Sky and his friends: [singing] Don't become sharing your devotion...
NC (vo; either laughing or crying; it's hard to tell which): What the hell am I watching correct now?
[The jump sound from Super Mario Bros. is dubbed in as the boys trip the light fantastic toe]
NC (vo; as a dancing man): Guys, I could be wrong, but I recollect nosotros await fucking ridiculous.
Sky and his friends: [singing] Lay all your love on me...
NC: You know, I'm not a nuptials adept or anything, but I'grand but gonna take a wild guess that the twenty-four hours before a wedding ceremony, people aren't quite and then carefree and happy-go-lucky.
NC (vo): I call up it'southward usually more of "My mom'south causing drama, none of the dresses fit, and my uncle's threatening to dial everyone who takes his flask away". But if y'all think this is what the mean solar day before a wedding looks like...
NC: ...I want what you're puffin'.
[The picture cuts to a party at night]
NC (vo): And I'm not kidding. They literally go from one song having zip to do with anything immediately into the introduction of the next song that has nothing to do with annihilation. No, really. It'south kind of astonishing how much they don't want any character in this movie. Lookout! [When the song "Lay All Your Dearest on Me" ends, it immediately goes into the song "Super Trouper", performed by Donna, Tanya and Rosie] Look at that! There wasn't even a break! No discussing anything, no time to catch your breath, they just go right fucking into it!
NC: By God, have nosotros learned anything about these characters?
NC (vo): I hateful, what practice we really know about Sophie? Nix. What do we actually know nearly her fiance nosotros never run into? Nothing. The iii dads? That'south a joke. All we know about them is that (Harry) ane likes everything in its identify, (Beak) one's more than goofy and outgoing, and (Sam) the other is suave and cool.
NC: [crush] Those are the fathers from Total House!
[A photo of the fathers from Total House is shown beneath the three fathers in the motion picture]
NC (vo): You're and so desperate, you're doing stereotypes of TGIF stereotypes?!
NC: Oh, fuck information technology! Just let me know when Robo Urkel comes in. [A photograph of Robo Urkel is shown briefly] Oh, wait! That'd exist besides threatening! Don't worry, ladies! Nothing funny, zero funny at all! Nosotros're the Good Chick Flick.
NC (vo): The only one who seems to be a footling developed is Streep'south character, but even she has to take a backseat to ABBA songs that apparently aren't there to tell a story, only just be ABBA songs.
[A later scene of the party, showing Sky and his buddies arriving, are shown]
NC (vo; bellyaching): God! This is the worst thing to happen to Greece since Alexander the Not bad died.
[During yet another vocal, "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Homo Subsequently Midnight)", diverse girls crowd around Harry and Nib. We so cut to Sophie having a talk with Sam]
NC (vo): So the fathers are given presumably decease past Snoo-Snoo as Sophie goes to, imagine, actually have a meaningful conversation with one of them. Wait out! Humanity!
Sam: What you lot drew on the boat... [Brings out a piece of paper with a drawing of Sam] This is good. This is really good. Why don't you pursue this? You lot have a real talent here.
NC (vo): Um, non to exist cruel or anything, but I think that's but OK at best.
NC: I hateful, I don't wanna knock anyone's artistic sensibilities or anything, only do you actually think that'south "leave this identify" material?
NC (vo): I hateful, who knows? Maybe there's a market out there for people who similar your cocktail napkin drawings of Archer. [A quick film of Sterling Archer's head pops up]
NC: The art world is vast, anything can happen.
NC (vo): Eventually, all three dads, separately, of class, larn the truth most Sophie beingness their daughter and all pledge to be there for her. This, big surprise, is a little much for Sophie to take in.
[A nervous Sophie is shown continuing even so as the party even so goes on with the vocal "Voulez-Vous" playing in the groundwork]
NC (vo; as Sophie): What a shock! And here I idea inviting my three unknown dads I never met to meet up the weekend of my wedding without telling everyone dealing with other common hymeneals drama would crusade no issues whatever! Oh, I only promise there'southward an ABBA song in this flick nigh being a fucking mental masochist!
[Sophie faints from nervousness. The pic immediately cuts to Rosie on a boat, trying to encounter up with Harry and Neb on their boat]
NC (vo): But nope! Instead, nosotros're cut to stupid shit like this. [Rosie tries to row, but ends up slipping, eventually falling into the water] Man, even by bad chick flick standards, that was uncomfortably forced.
[The scene is shown again, with the "Wah-Wah" trumpets playing, but NC doesn't shrug]
NC: I turn down to shrug under protest that we are better every bit a species.
[We cut to Sam talking with Donna]
NC (vo): Just Brosnan tries to run across if he can make things better.
[Sam starts singing "SOS", horribly I might add]
Sam: [singing] It used to be so nice...
NC (vo; appalled): Oh, wow. I...a...oh, wow...aye...uh...
Sam: [singing] Where are those happy days? They seem so difficult to find...
NC (vo): His singing'due south and then bad, even Streep doesn't know how to take it in.
Sam: [singing] I attempt to reach for you, merely you accept closed your mind. [Sings the chorus forth with a background chorus] So when y'all demand me...
NC (vo; as Sam): Oh, yes, thank God. Drown me out, music! More groundwork singers! Auto-tuning can just save me so much!
Sam: [singing] When you're gone, though I endeavor, how can I carry on?
NC (vo; annoyed): Jesus, was ADR at a karaoke pub after 20 Guinnesses? You're making Gerard Butler sound like Idina Menzel!
[Donna and Sam both sing the song, scaring NC]
Donna and Sam: [singing] When you lot're gone, though I attempt, how tin can I carry on?
NC (vo; as Sam): Okay, moving picture, don't make me practice that again.
[As the song ends, we see Sophie, still nervous, getting fix for her wedding]
NC (vo): Oh, good, we're dorsum to Sophie. Maybe now, we can finally get into her mindset and meet what the hell's going through her...
[However, the pic immediately cuts to Tanya talking with a human named Pepper]
Pepper: Let's pick up where nosotros left off terminal dark.
NC: [stunned and confused] What the fuck is this?
Pepper: Tanya can't ignore the chemical science between us.
[Tanya starts singing "Does Your Mother Know"]
Tanya: [singing] You're so hot, teasing me...
NC (vo): N-no. Seriously. Where the hell is this coming from? This is literally the showtime fourth dimension we've seen this guy and he's not fifty-fifty striking on a principal grapheme. Why are nosotros focusing on this?
Tanya: [singing] At that place's that look in your optics...
[A prune from The Truman Prove is shown]
Truman: What the hell does this have to practise with anything? Tell me what's HAPPENING!
Tanya: [singing] Merely, boy, yous're only a child.
NC (vo): Okay, I know jukebox musicals have to incorporate their story to songs that already be, but this isn't incorporating them, this is writing around them. This is dropping a roadblock of inventiveness to your nads!
NC: I mean, it's not like... [Realizes what he'southward well-nigh to say and tries to not say it] Don't make me say it. Don't brand me say information technology, film. Goddamn it, don't make me say it. I, I, I, I can't, I, I can't fucking say it, please. Don't make me say this! [Finally gives in] It's not like Moulin Rouge where the songs really tied in.
[Clips from Moulin Rouge are shown]
NC (vo): Yep, that's how bad we've gotten, people. You're forcing me to compliment Moulin Rouge! I feel so dirty! Simply it is true! They at least tried to tie in the songs to the story they were telling.
NC: This? This is tying it in as much equally, say, a Six Flags Musical Phase Bear witness for your five-twelvemonth-olds! [Photos of the 6 Flags Musical Show are shown] It doesn't have to make sense, it merely has to be happy and mindless while yous catch your breath from the real entertainment. [A photo of a roller coaster is shown] Only hither, THIS IS THE Existent ENTERTAINMENT!
[The song continues]
Tanya: [singing] Well, I can trip the light fantastic toe with y'all, honey, if you think information technology's funny...
NC (vo): God, information technology'due south like beingness the designated driver of Satan'due south bachelorette party, which, I'm not really sure if Satan's female or non, but after seeing this pic, I'thou willing to lean towards he probably is!
Crowd of people: [singing] Does your mother know that you're out? [The song ends]
Tanya: We done proficient.
[A clip of Dr. Teeth on Robot Craven is shown]
Dr. Teeth: Oh, holy southward**t! You make me wanna pee myself. That was terrible.
[We see Sophie and Sky talk to each other]
NC (vo): So Sophie meets upward with her fiance and lets him know what she's done.
Sophie: I thought that I would know my dad correct away, only I didn't. I just...I accept no idea.
Heaven: Y'all invited these guys and yous didn't tell me?
Sophie: No, I idea you lot would effort to stop me.
NC: [as Sophie] I thought you'd use logic and stuff that doesn't usually fly in a bad chick flick!
NC (vo): He rightfully calls her a twat, and she goes to her mother to figure out what to do.
Sophie: Will y'all help me?
[Donna smiles and nods]
NC: [as Donna] I want to sing a vocal about my emotions. I was thinking about the "Monster Mash". Information technology ties in about as much as any of the other songs practise!
NC (vo): In all fairness, we do surprisingly get a song that does kind of connect to what's going on [That song he'south mentioning is "Slipping Through My Fingers", performed in the film by Donna and Sophie], as Streep sings about letting her daughter become. It'due south actually ane of the few genuinely emotional moments in the entire film. Thank God they botch it up just a few moments later.
[Donna sings "The Winner Takes information technology All" to Sam]
Donna: [singing] No self-conviction. But you lot meet, the winner takes it all!
NC (vo; sounding uneasy): Okay. By this point, Streep's been at least...passable in the singing department. Nothing swell, nothing terrible, but what the heck? You kind of requite her a laissez passer. But hither, you really have to stretch your vocal chops in order to make information technology sound skillful, and...
Donna: [singing] It's simple and it's plain...
NC (vo; still uneasy): God...bless her, she looks nice against that groundwork.
Donna: [singing] A large thing or a small, the winner takes information technology all!
NC (vo): Yeah, she may have given Brosnan a look before, but at present, it's clearly his turn.
Donna: [singing] Spectators at the evidence...
NC (vo; every bit Sam): Ooh, yeah...I, uh...hmm. Let's do each other a favor, both fire our agents.
[As the song ends, Donna leaves Sam continuing on a stone]
Sam: DONNA!!
NC: STELLA!! FIND U.s. BETTER VOICE TEACHERS!!
[The film cuts to the hymeneals]
NC (vo): And then the hymeneals finally gets underway every bit she's about to marry Sabbatum Dark Fever [Sky] hither, but, large daze, Streep wants to steal the spotlight, partaking in yet another Lazy Chick Motion picture Platitude: Interrupting a Hymeneals.
Donna: I take to tell you, he is here.
Sophie: I know, I invited him.
[The three fathers stand upwards from the hymeneals guests]
Sam: We tin detect out if you want, but being a third of your dad is great by me.
Bill: Yeah, me, too. I'll take a third.
NC (vo): So, Meryl is shocked to find that in a bizarre way, she's reliving Sophie'southward Pick, as we discover that...oh, I can't even say it, just lookout man.
Sophie: I have no inkling which one of y'all is my dad, just I don't mind. Sky, allow'south just not go married yet. [The crowd gasps] Let's just get off this isle to run into the world, okay?
Sky: I beloved you.
[Heaven and Sophie kiss]
NC: [as Sophie] To anybody who spent a fortune coming out here, my fiance'south parents who spent a fortune on this wedding ceremony, and my mother who spent the other one-half of the fortune on this wedding, I offer you my sincerest fuck yous in the ass. Accept a nice trip back. [NC flips the double bird]
NC (vo): Only it's okay, considering we partake in Lazy Chick Flick Check #Who-The-Fuck's-Even-Counting-Anymore: Unrealistic Happy Ending That Would be a Positively Terrible Ending in Real Life. Just look, it gets ameliorate.
Sam: Why waste product a good wedding ceremony?
[He gets downwards on his knees and starts to sing "I Do, I Practise, I Do, I Do, I Exercise", only this annoys NC]
NC: Oh, God! Merely end it!
[He immediately shows united states the hymeneals between Donna and Sam]
Minister: I now pronounce you man and wife!
NC (vo; as the minister): Even though past religious standards, you've cleaved God knows how many qualifications for a Catholic marriage. So relish these words that mean absolutely cipher!
[The film cuts to all the characters attending the wedding reception]
NC (vo): They take their reception and we finally wrap up on our mu...
[Rosie suddenly starts singing "Have a Take chances on Me" to Nib]
Rosie: [singing] If you change your mind...
NC (vo): Huh? What is this?
Rosie: [singing] If you're all lonely, where the pretty birds have flown...
NC: [confused] Movie, y'all're over. Shut the fuck up!
NC (vo): No, there is literally nothing else to sing well-nigh. Y'all've already had one pointless song dedicated to a side character, any more and the audition is gonna stab their ears out with sharpened platform shoes!
Rosie: [singing] Nosotros tin become dancing...
Neb: [singing] We can go walking...
Rosie: [singing] As long as nosotros're together...
NC: Okay, can someone but give me something actually manly hither for a second?!
[A clip of Ash from Evil Dead II is shown]
Ash: Swallow this.
[He shoots his gun, causing the musical scene to explode]
NC: Thank you!
[Nosotros run across Sophie and Heaven go out the isle as the pic ends]
NC (vo): So Sophie'southward not getting married, simply is happy to know she'southward now getting triple the presents on her birthday, and that finally seems to wrap up our-- [Equally the movie ends, the intro of a reprise of "Dancing Queen" is of a sudden heard] Oh, Christ!
NC: This movie has more endings than Return of the King!
[We run into Donna, Tanya and Rosie performing "Dancing Queen" on a stage. As they sing, the credits ringlet]
NC (vo): No, I see the credits rolling. That means I tin can end.
NC: Good! I don't want to see any more of my three aunts partaking in drunken karaoke! And you know what? Neither should yous!
[Clips from the moving picture play as NC gives out his final idea]
NC (vo): Even if you're an ABBA fan, this movie is simply atrocious. I've never seen a more pointless reason to utilize a band's songs. It doesn't further any story, fuel whatever emotion, or brand us understand anything nearly any of the characters. I don't run into how this product could've been saved. In a fashion, I'm glad the director went on to stronger work (affiche of The Iron Lady is shown), because I don't know how anybody could've pulled this flick off in a good mode. There are practiced chick flicks out in that location, ones that are smart, funny, dramatic, even groundbreaking. This is the nightmare that everybody thinks a chick movie is. And all I gotta say is, thank God better films are coming out with more intelligence and thought, because this is pure shit. Simply I'll requite the moving-picture show this. It did make me want to become to Greece…and repent to everybody there for this film being made.
NC: Hey, speaking of the movie, where did everybody get anyway? (Gets off his chair and leaves the room. Nosotros cut to Malcolm, Tamara and Rob writing stuff down onto paper. NC joins them) Hey, guys, whatcha' working on?
Tamara: Oh, well, since no one's gonna see this review, we decided to write down all the things that would unremarkably ruin our careers.
(NC takes a quick expect at Tamara's paper)
NC: Oh, my God! Do yous mean whatever of that?
Malcolm: Oh, no. Nosotros only say it 'cause nosotros won't get in trouble for it.
Rob: Yep, become alee. Go ahead and say something terrible to everyone.
NC: But I tin't do that. I'd be nothing without these people.
Rob: Oh, come on, you pussy! (he smacks NC in the dorsum of the head) Nobody's watching anyway.
Tamara: It's like screaming into a pillow.
NC: Yous think so?
Tamara: Yeah.
Malcolm: Oh, yeah, yous'll feel much amend letting out your assailment on nobody.
NC: Okay, so, you want me to betoken to all the viewers at habitation? (The group nods) The ones that permit me to brand a living doing what I love? (They agree) And you want me to signal to all of them and simply say the most terrible, horrible affair I can think of, like, "y'all're all--"
(Cut to a card proverb "thirty Seconds Later". When information technology clears, the room is a mess and everyone looks bruised and battered, with Rob's feet sticking out from backside the couch. NC'due south just barely keeping one of his eyes from coming out of his socket)
NC: I judge Mamma Mia had a bigger fanbase than I thought. Ugh!
(And nosotros come to the credits)
Aqueduct Awesome logo
Sophie and girlfriends: Dot. dot, dot!
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